Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women By: The Onion
  1. Match.com Mama
  2. The Stalker
  3. Philip's Breakup Tips
  4. Greg's Breakup Speech
  5. Mary's Breakup Speech
  6. Philip's Breakup Speech
  7. Nefe's Breakup Excuses
  8. Crossdresser Breakup
  9. Dating Poem
  10. Mo's First Breakup
  11. Diana's Breakup Speech
The best way to recover from a chocolate addiction is to eat five cans of Dunkin Hines frosting mix in one sitting. Jump into our tub of rejection flavored frosting, bathe in it, lick it, snort it, wash your hair with it, as professional comediennes break-up with you over and over and over again. It? so painful it helps.