Logo
 
Shitty Husband Pickers, Unite!
By Jeannie O'Conor

Are you a shitty husband picker, like me? If so, take heart, and wear that badge proudly, my sister, for you are in good company!

Me: God, my husband is such an asshole. I hate him! But I am too embarrassed to get divorced, again, because everyone will think I am such a shitty husband picker.

My sister: Guess what- we are ALL shitty husband pickers! Even Mom, even Grandmom…only person exempt will be Mrs. [my son's name]. Go ahead and name someone who's NOT a SHP. Not Sandra Bullock or Bonnie Raitt or Princess Di. Nope can't.

Me: Huh. Maybe you're right.

My sister: Sometimes the mere act of marrying an überfrau can threaten a borderline case and push him into assholism, in a Newtonian reaction. And how about:

  • Hillary Clinton
  • Tina Turner
  • Jackie Kennedy
  • Ethel Kennedy
  • Mia Farrow
  • Halle Berry
  • Michele Edwards
  • Elin Woods
  • Téa Leoni
  • Silda Spitzer

And the Shitty Husband Picking Hall of Fame:

  • Nicole Brown-Simpson
  • Anne Boleyn
  • Mary Jo Buttafuoco

Ich bin ein Shitty Husband Picker.

Only person exempt will be Mrs Harry OConor










4:10pm


Amalie Schuck Boellner 
Go ahead and name someone who isn't a shp. Not Jeani E! Not Grandmom, not Sandra Bullock not Bonnie Raitt not Lady Di Nope can't










4:23pm


Amalie Schuck Boellner 
Sometimes even the act of marrying an uberfrau can threaten a borderline case and push him into assholism in a Newtonian reaction










5:03pm


Jeannie Baer
Wise words, indeed. Totally making this exchange into blog posting! "Ich bin ein SHP"

Other articles by: Jeannie O'Conor...
 
On the highway of life, there's nothing like a little relationship road kill to get you to slow down and pay attention. What can we learn from others? Sometimes the best break-up authority isn't an authority at all. Let's check out these lessons from people who've been in your shoes, and who have lived to tell.