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Are you a shitty husband picker, like me? If so, take heart, and wear that badge proudly, my sister, for you are in good company!
Me:
God, my husband is such an asshole. I hate him! But I am too embarrassed to get divorced, again, because everyone will think I am such a shitty husband
picker.
My sister:
Guess what- we are ALL shitty husband pickers! Even Mom, even Grandmom…only person exempt will be Mrs. [my son's name]. Go ahead and name someone
who's NOT a SHP. Not Sandra Bullock or Bonnie Raitt or Princess Di. Nope can't.
Me:
Huh. Maybe you're right.
My sister:
Sometimes the mere act of marrying an überfrau can threaten a borderline case and push him into assholism, in a Newtonian reaction. And how about:
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Hillary Clinton
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Tina Turner
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Jackie Kennedy
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Ethel Kennedy
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Mia Farrow
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Halle Berry
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Michele Edwards
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Elin Woods
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Téa Leoni
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Silda Spitzer
And the Shitty Husband Picking Hall of Fame:
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Nicole Brown-Simpson
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Anne Boleyn
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Mary Jo Buttafuoco
Ich bin ein Shitty Husband Picker.
Only person exempt will be Mrs Harry OConor
4:10pm
Amalie Schuck Boellner
Go ahead and name someone who isn't a shp. Not Jeani E! Not Grandmom, not Sandra Bullock not Bonnie Raitt not Lady Di Nope
can't
4:23pm
Amalie Schuck Boellner
Sometimes even the act of marrying an uberfrau can threaten a borderline case and push him into assholism in a Newtonian
reaction
5:03pm
Jeannie Baer
Wise
words, indeed. Totally making this exchange into blog posting! "Ich bin ein SHP"
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