Relationship Status By: South Park

TJ & Katie
The Stalker
Perfect Match
Philip's Break Up Tips
Greg's Breakup Speech
Mary's Breakup Speech
Philip's Breakup Speech
Nefe's Breakup Excuses
Dating Poem
Crossdresser Breakup
Moe's First Breakup
Diana's Breakup Speech
Match.com Mama

The best way to recover from a chocolate addiction is to eat five cans of Dunkin Hines frosting mix in one sitting. Jump into our tub of rejection flavored frosting, bathe in it, lick it, snort it, wash your hair with it, as professional comediennes break-up with you over and over and over again. It? so painful it helps.